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An extremely large mountain goat may from time to time be spotted striding through a trailer in Moreno Valley.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her heart has repeatedly been observed riding on a horse by a highway in the neighborhood of Moreno Valley. In any event, it's a terrifying spirit that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is often noticed bass fishing from the shore of Perris Reservoir in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous guinea pig has been said to have been perceived on a few instances striding through a home close to Moreno Valley.
A woman having the head of a goblin can frequently be witnessed gulping water from Cassina Springs on a dark night.
A giant ground hog can be made out over and over again in Bergmont Park before dawn dragging a cadaver over rocks.
A woman carrying her head next to her arm has sometimes been seen down
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at the water at Bernasconi Bay weeping.
A space invader from another galaxy is occasionally witnessed at Bernasconi Beach taking a night-time swim.
A Pteranodon has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions looking in Bernasconi Pass on a dark night.
An alien was spotted admiring De Anza Trail Monument in the early
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morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a man having half his head not there emerged on the apex of Bernasconi Hills around midnight gazing at the panorama. The viewer became frightened and ran away. People here claim that this ghost gets pleasure from startling folks who come trying to find ghosts in Moreno Valley.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was noticed flying over the Bernasconi Hills on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful female wearing a blood-splattered prom dress came into sight striding through a Moreno Valley vicinity churchyard. The spirit didn't appear to be anxious by the watchers. A local resident claims that this phantom may be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Moreno Valley some decades ago. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that any sound person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of an 8 feet tall massive man was spotted calling out names by the entrance to California Citrus State Park. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the thin
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Ghost Sightings From Moreno Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Moreno Valley
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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