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These are some lies we made up about Moorpark.
The ghost of a pregnant female is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions up on Mount Clef holding a cranium. Whatever people say, it undeniably is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader can repeatedly be made out sobbing in Acorn Acres Park at night.
Little Red Riding Hood can be perceived very frequently heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Arroyo Conejo on a dark night.
A colossal cow has now and then been witnessed struggling to grasp something in Alamos Canyon late in the night.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances chucking rocks into Wood Ranch Reservoir before sunrise.
A space invader from Mars may sometimes be witnessed in a Moorpark school at midnight pacing the corridors.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was observed in a mirror in a Moorpark home; the ghost was exclusively observable in
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the mirror.
The spirit of a young-looking man in a jacket showed up seeking a book underneath a parked VW in a Moorpark parking lot very late at night. The ghost reacted to the bystander.
Henry VIII was witnessed shouting at the witness to be off in the early morning hours by a vending machine in Moorpark.
A very large dromedary
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materialized staggering through a home in Moorpark.
A cyclop was perceived riding on a steed by a road in close proximity to Moorpark.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed obliterating a glove in Castaic Lake State Park right by the park headquarters.
A space alien from planet Mercury has repeatedly been observed in Channel Islands National Park by the park headquarters trying to locate a hat.
A massive ermine is regularly witnessed in a phone booth in Moorpark talking on the phone.
A sizeable menacing giant has been said to have been noticed on many instances strolling through a Moorpark neighborhood burial ground.
An alien from space can often be observed talking into the night beside a deserted road near Moorpark in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship can be witnessed over and over again staying in a vacant manor in Moorpark.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is from time to time distinguished standing by a wild
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Ghost Sightings From Moorpark
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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