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These are some lies we made up about Montebello.
Leonardo da Vinci may often be witnessed in Acuna Park before sunrise burying a body by a big boulder.
A female with a blue-green face may be witnessed time and again gazing up on Montebello Hills.
An martian explorer from space has from time to time been distinguished at Whittier Narrows Dam late at night taking pleasure in the view.
A huge lamb is sometimes made out meditating in a plastic boat on Whittier Narrows Reservoir.
Count Dracula has purportedly been noticed on numerous occasions traveling on a low rider on a shadowy road near Montebello.
A gentleman with a sword in his head can sometimes be observed calling out names of people by Alhambra Wash.
A gigantic marmoset has repeatedly been made out pointing at the onlooker in Coyote Pass late in the night.
The phantom of a mailman is regularly spotted in a residence in Montebello. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's sure a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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alien from another world is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances in a Montebello trailer.
A huge mole can regularly be seen staggering by the side of a secluded highway in close proximity to Montebello.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can be seen time and again seated on a couch in a house in close proximity
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to Montebello.
A guy's body having the head of a bear has sometimes been witnessed in the early morning hours pursuing a passing VW on a shady road outside Montebello. Many local residents assert this spirit is the stressed soul of a former Montebello local person.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword is occasionally witnessed in Angeles National Forest by the park headquarters trying to find a picture.
A space alien from planet Venus is known to have been noticed on a few occasions in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area by the ranger station sipping orange juice.
A space invader from space may from time to time be witnessed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A huge gila monster was witnessed by a guy camping at a campground close to Montebello.
Christopher Columbus became visible taking a rest in a beanbag in a building in Montebello.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nose was spotted striding from mobile home
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to mobile home at midnight on a Montebello residential road. There have been several tales about this ghost in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Montebello
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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