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These are some lies we made up about Monrovia.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has repeatedly been spotted smoking a cigar in Aloysia Moore Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. People here say that this phantom likes terrifying unwise people who come seeking phantoms in Monrovia. In any case, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
A woman with her head and both arms removed is repeatedly witnessed marching from flat to flat very late at night on a Monrovia street.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been made out on numerous instances rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Monrovia trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A military uniform marching about with no body in it can frequently be seen floating down Arcadia Wash at night. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a civil war warrior
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may be seen time and again drinking water from Sturtevant Falls at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, it indisputably is a frightening phantom that is rather not upset.
A massive raccoon has once in a while been noticed attempting to exclaim something up on the peak of Mount Bliss.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury
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is every now and then witnessed hovering over Auburn Debris Basin before sunrise.
The ghost of a man with the sign of the devil etched into his arm has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions taking in the panorama at Bailey Debris Dam at night.
The spirit of a dreadfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead wolf can once in a while be made out in Bailey Canyon on a dark night redistributing orbs about. Nevertheless, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to encounter at midnight.
A huge lovebird was perceived looking at people in a Monrovia apartment through a window.
An extraterrestrial from space appeared in a wild place right next door to Monrovia.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was seen at Twomile Point at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
An alien explorer from the cosmos emerged hovering down a shady highway in the vicinity of Monrovia.
A lady devoid of a head was witnessed digging an opening on the
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shore of Eaton Canyon Reservoir. The ghost saluted the bystander. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Monrovia
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A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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