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These are some lies we made up about Mission Hills.
A gigantic beaver can repeatedly be spotted hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Achois Comihavit in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Issac Newton can be made out very frequently staggering through a Mission Hills neighborhood cemetery.
A gargantuan orangutan has occasionally been seen down next to the water at Lower Van Norman Lake having an apple.
An extremely large wombat is occasionally witnessed hovering across Hansen Spreading Grounds on a dark night.
A huge pig has been noticed on a small number of occasions at Hansen Dam late in the night smoking a pipe.
A space invader can once in a while be distinguished down by Los Pinetos Spring late at night discussing into the air.
Rapunzel has often been spotted searching for something near the water at Bisker.
A bloodcurdling beast is often distinguished on the summit of Kagel Mountain around midnight looking at the sight.
The ghost of a guy dressed as
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a store clerk has been perceived on one or two instances at night drifting by on Big Tujunga Creek. In any case, it without a doubt is a creepy phantom that is better not messed with.
A huge jerboa may repeatedly be noticed staying in a forsaken home in Mission Hills.
Henry VIII may be perceived very frequently mounted on a bike on a
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shady highway near Mission Hills.
A gargantuan leopard has occasionally been seen checking out Aliso Canyon in detail around midnight.
The ghost of a guy having on a police force uniform is every so often spotted in a home in Mission Hills.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may now and then be distinguished strolling down a desolate road near Mission Hills. Regardless of what, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that you don't want to run into at midnight.
A colossal lovebird was distinguished showing up in a bathroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space was witnessed looking wrathfully at the viewer in Angeles National Forest outside the ranger station.
An alien from planet Venus showed up taking a rest on a stool in a house outside Mission Hills.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large white beard was seen near Channel Islands National Park excavating an opening. The observer ran away immediately after he saw the spirit. One thing's for guaranteed,
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this is an unlikable ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Mission Hills
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Ghost Sightings From Mission Hills
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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