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An martian traveler from space has been said to have been made out on a few instances calling out names between the shrubs of Bohemian Grove.
Nicolaus Copernicus may occasionally be perceived leading a conducted visit of Council Rock to a party of spirits late at night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently witnessed mounted on a moped on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Mill Valley.
A guy having the head of a devil has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances in Baltimore Canyon before sunrise shouting at the witness to leave.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship may be observed very often before sunrise flying over Azalea Flat.
A lady burning, gripping a gas container has sometimes been observed in a house in Mill Valley. Anyway, it's a menacing phantom that should be let alone.
A massive hedgehog is now and then distinguished struggling to hide a body in Hidden Lake at the stroke of midnight.
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Velociraptor may now and then be observed looking at the view from the highest spot of Bald Hill at night.
The ghost of a grower in a straw hat was seen dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Barths Creek around midnight. The spirit was unconcerned that there was someone other in attendance. In any case, it's undoubtedly a terrifying
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spirit that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a young air force pilot became visible next to Broko Spring very late at night having a piece of bread. When the eye witness became visible the ghost ran off. Folks allege that this ghost loves terrifying folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Mill Valley.
A gargantuan horse was observed hauling a body through some bushes in Albert Field at midnight.
A young girl having on a bloody wedding gown appeared looking at the landscape at Alpine Dam late in the night. The appearance of the viewer scared the spirit who then faded away.
A huge zebra was witnessed strolling alongside a wild highway near Mill Valley.
An martian traveler from space was observed coming into view in a restroom mirror.
A gentleman with a sword in his head has regularly been distinguished seated on the floor in a trailer near Mill Valley.
A gigantic toad is often distinguished at Kirby Beach taking a moonlight-hour dip.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is known
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to have been observed on frequent instances down near the water at Bolinas Bay shining a lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Mill Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Mill Valley
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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