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The ghost of a seriously charred lady may be spotted time and again checking out Girdner Bend in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from space has sometimes been observed mowing the lawn in the garden of a residence in Meridian.
A space man from Saturn is sometimes observed taking a rest on the floor in a flat in Meridian.
An enormous hare has been distinguished on one or two occasions drinking blood from a mug in Meridian Park on a dark night.
A space alien from another galaxy can every so often be noticed in Byers Slough late in the night struggling to conceal a cadaver.
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Ghost Sightings From Meridian
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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