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These are some lies we made up about Merced.
The ghost of a shackled up female appeared glugging down regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Merced. The spirit was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished.
A space man from planet Mercury was spotted burying a corpse by a big boulder in Ada Givens Park at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large budgerigar was distinguished before dawn struggling out of North Slough Mariposa Creek soaked in slime.
Christopher Columbus has repeatedly been distinguished pointing at the viewer at Beutel Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic ground hog is frequently made out in a motor boat on Yosemite Lake shouting at the bystander to leave.
An ET from space has been said to have been seen on several occasions at Rotary Cove before dawn staring down into the water.
A gigantic parakeet may often be observed at Canal Creek at night throwing pieces of wood into the flow.
An extremely large wolf may
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be distinguished very frequently chatting into the thin air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
Little Red Riding Hood is sometimes observed looking through home windows in Merced in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has been said to have been spotted on a few instances gobbling a
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piece of bread in George J. Hatfield State Park near the park headquarters.
A woman hauling her head by her arm may every now and then be witnessed watching television in a Merced living room late at night. One of the people who live here decisively alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Merced.
A huge dingo has often been spotted smoking a pipe in Pinnacles National Monument right by the park headquarters.
Genghis Khan is frequently distinguished browsing through trash container on a Merced avenue.
The ghost of a man with half his head absent has been witnessed on many instances on a Merced residential street at night. No matter what people state, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet can frequently be witnessed gazing at a lady slumbering on the floor in a flat in Merced.
A space invader from another solar system can be seen very often in a shoe store in the
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Ghost Sightings From Merced
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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