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These are some lies we made up about Mentone.
A Yeti has regularly been observed up on the summit of Crafton Hills talking into the night.
An enormous bear is regularly witnessed reading a magazine on the pinnacle of one of the mountains in the Crafton Hills at midnight.
A space alien is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions by Hot Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise gripping a human headbone.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear can regularly be noticed screaming by a scary lofty tree in Centennial Orange Grove.
A large scary monster can be spotted repeatedly at Alder Creek in the early morning hours chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has occasionally been perceived in a Mentone house.
A massive capybara is every now and then distinguished struggling to grab something on the water's edge of East Highland Reservoir.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has
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allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances pacing alongside a desolate road close to Mentone.
Aristotle has repeatedly been spotted becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of a young lady with a cord around her neck is frequently perceived resting in a chair in a home close to Mentone.
A gargantuan canary
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has been said to have been distinguished on one or two occasions shouting people's names in Abraham Lincoln Shrine in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man without a head may frequently be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Bledsoe Gulch in detail.
A massive chameleon can be witnessed time and again very late at night gazing across Manzanita Flat.
A space invader from outer space has from time to time been made out after midnight running after a passing pickup on a shady highway near Mentone.
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Ghost Sightings From Mentone
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Ghost Sightings From Mentone
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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