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A gigantic mongoose is regularly observed sitting on a bench in a trailer in Mckinleyville.
A bloodcurdling beast has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances in Arcata Ball Park at midnight crying.
A very large gazelle can often be seen howling at a shrub in Arcata Community Forest before dawn.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be perceived repeatedly on the apex of Fickle Hill in the early morning hours examining the vista.
The ghost of a guy clad as a car mechanic has now and then been spotted in the early morning hours hovering over Arcata Bottoms.
The ghost of a man sporting a police outfit is every now and then noticed down at the shore at Essex Pond shining a lamp.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has allegedly been made out on many occasions down by the water at Arcata Bay reasoning. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is the struggling soul of an old Mckinleyville resident.
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enormous camel may every now and then be perceived by Dead Mouse Marsh terrifying people.
A Stegosaurus is often observed shifting orbs about by a lamppost in Mckinleyville.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on several occasions browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Mckinleyville
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home around midnight.
An enormous iguana may often be observed in the early morning hours examining Cooper Canyon in detail.
An extremely large pony may be witnessed time and again screaming at the watcher to leave by Black Dog Creek.
Vasco da Gama has every now and then been seen relaxing at the dining table in a Mckinleyville house.
The ghost of a guy having on army attire has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances gazing at folks in a Mckinleyville house through a door crack.
An enormous dromedary may now and then be spotted in a deserted place outside Mckinleyville.
A gargantuan reindeer was noticed demolishing a box in Grizzly Creek Redwoods State Park near the park headquarters.
A medusa emerged hitch-hiking along a shady road right next door to Mckinleyville.
A knight's armor lacking a human inside was distinguished devouring a cookie right by Redwood National and State Parks. This is one of those ghosts that is made out time and again close at hand.
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phantom of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head appeared sipping diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Mckinleyville. The witness escaped right after he witnessed the ghost. According to the locals, this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Mckinleyville long ago.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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