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These are some lies we made up about Mc Farland.
A massive capybara can be made out frequently in Browning Road Park late in the night staring irritably at the watcher.
A space man has every now and then been noticed in a raft on Lake Woollomes yelling at the observer to leave.
Socrates is every so often distinguished flinging boulders into the water at Dyer Creek around midnight.
An extremely large weasel has been noticed on numerous occasions hanging in the air like a balloon in Mc Farland.
An enormous chinchilla may now and then be noticed staring at an old man snoozing on the floor in a flat in Mc Farland.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has regularly been distinguished in a clothing store in the Mc Farland vicinity.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is frequently distinguished trying on a hat in a Mc Farland flat. Locals here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Mc Farland some time ago. Nevertheless,
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it's a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien traveler from the cosmos is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances smoking a cigar at Colonel Allensworth State Park.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can be spotted time and again quite near Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Park reading
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a book.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has every so often been spotted ascending out of a drain hole on a Mc Farland avenue before dawn.
An alien tourist from space is now and then observed nosing around in mailboxes at night in Mc Farland.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has been spotted on a handful of instances in a Mc Farland highschool around midnight staggering the halls. Locals argue that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Mc Farland before the present.
An ET from planet Saturn was spotted in a mirror in a Mc Farland trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
An extremely large woodchuck became visible in a home next to Mc Farland.
A black as coal rat that shape-shifted into a lady was spotted in a Mc Farland area grocery store, staggering the aisles. Additional folks close by have had similar events with a similar phantom. A man who lives here declares that this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Mc
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Farland
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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