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These are some lies we made up about Marina Del Rey.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is frequently distinguished by Basin A in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on many occasions crawling out of Ballona Wetlands soaked in slime at night.
An ET from planet Pluto may be noticed frequently thinking in the middle of Ballona Creek.
A colossal camel has every now and then been observed in a mirror in a Marina Del Rey residence; the phantom was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A gargantuan orangutan is sometimes witnessed looking bloodcurdling in Acacia Park before dawn.
A space invader from deep space is known to have been seen on several occasions down beside the shore at Palisades Beach gazing crossly at the observer.
The spirit of an old Indian chief can once in a while be observed going crazy down beside the water at Inspiration Point.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning
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lady was witnessed in an apartment in the vicinity of Marina Del Rey. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody else in attendance.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer came into view stacking stones in Dry Canyon late at night.
An martian traveler from space showed up looking at the view from the apex of Baldwin Hills before sunrise.
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Pterodactyl was perceived soaring over the Baldwin Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from Pluto was spotted in a Marina Del Rey area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from another world has often been made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Marina Del Rey flat smoking a pipe.
A black as coal cockroach that turned into a lady is often observed at the entrance to Angeles National Forest talking into the air. Whatever people express, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances wandering through a building in Marina Del Rey.
An alien explorer from another planet can often be seen in Channel Islands National Park outside the ranger station clutching a skull.
The ghost of a youthful woman outfitted as a maid can be witnessed repeatedly pacing through a house next to Marina Del Rey. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
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gargantuan wombat has once in a while been witnessed at a coin operated phone in Marina Del Rey using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Marina Del Rey
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Ghost Sightings From Marina Del Rey
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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