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A gigantic monkey was noticed at a pay phone in March Air Reserve Base talking on the phone.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside materialized down beside Cassina Springs before sunrise reading a pamphlet. The witness ran off immediately after he distinguished the ghost. In any case, it sure is a chilling spirit that should be shunned.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was observed wandering through a March Air Reserve Base vicinity burial ground.
An alien from Mars emerged in Box Springs Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise crying.
A moderately translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a ship was distinguished on the pinnacle of Box Springs Mountains before sunrise studying the panorama. The spirit was unconcerned that there was someone else there. Folks argue that this ghost loves frightening foolish people who are brave enough to disturb the quiet in March Air Reserve Base.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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