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These are some lies we made up about Manteca.
A very large moose was observed in a mirror in a Manteca building; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human being inside has often been made out in Baccileri Park in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to say something. No matter what folks say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be avoided.
Nicolaus Copernicus is often noticed in a house near Manteca.
The phantom of a female with a sack fastened around her head is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions mid stream in Littlejohns Creek twinkling a lamp. Anyhow, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not upset.
A large creepy spirit can repeatedly be noticed at the shore at Oakwood Lake terrifying people. According to the people who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to upset the serenity in Manteca.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying
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object may be witnessed time and again trying to find a map beneath a parked truck in a Manteca parking lot late at night.
A colossal otter has every so often been made out in a Manteca area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform has supposedly been made out on a
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handful of instances taking in the view at Paradise Dam on a dark night. According to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Manteca in the past.
The spirit of a shackled up man can now and then be seen screaming at the observer to go away very late at night on a sidewalk in Manteca.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood has regularly been perceived in Brannan Island State Park outside the park headquarters going out of control.
A massive hamster has been said to have been noticed on many instances in Pinnacles National Monument near the ranger station scraping out an opening.
An martian vacationer from another world can frequently be made out striding through a building in Manteca.
A man with a large hole through his chest has every so often been observed strolling through a trailer near Manteca. Loads of locals argue this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Manteca.
A space man from Pluto is
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every now and then perceived in a phone booth in Manteca talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Manteca
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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