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The ghost of a steel-miner materialized striding through a mobile home in Mammoth Lakes. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
A lady with a fairly transparent body was distinguished piling stones near Devils Postpile National Monument. Other people in the vicinity have had matching happenings involving the same phantom. Regardless of what folks state, it is in all certainty a chilling spirit that should be left alone.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead emerged after midnight looking across Little Round Valley. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other stories of this precise ghost. Folks who have spotted this spirit claim this spirit is that of a local who resided here in Mammoth Lakes some time ago.
A space alien from space was witnessed at Long Valley Dam after midnight swallowing blood from a cup.
The ghost of a guy in an armed forces uniform was seen
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consuming a hotdog mid stream in Convict Creek. This is one of those spirits that is spotted frequently close at hand.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is frequently distinguished traveling on a horse by a highway close to Mammoth Lakes.
A colossal pig has been perceived on a few occasions in a sail boat on Davis Lake conversing
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into the thin air.
An alien can regularly be made out in Esha Canyon before sunrise seeking someone.
The ghost of a woman with a sack tied around her head may be spotted very frequently crying down by Buzztail Spring in the early morning hours.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has sometimes been distinguished on the summit of Mount Aggie on a dark night staring at the sight.
A fairly transparent man dressed as the captain of a fishing boat is now and then seen pacing through an apartment close to Mammoth Lakes.
Little Red Riding Hood can from time to time be perceived in a phone booth in Mammoth Lakes using the phone.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly seen wandering through a Mammoth Lakes area graveyard.
A gigantic kitten has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances looking frightening next to a secluded road in the neighborhood of Mammoth Lakes at night.
A gargantuan lamb can often be spotted staring wrathfully at the watcher in Sierra National Forest quite near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Mammoth Lakes
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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