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These are some lies we made up about Ludlow.
A colossal vicuna has regularly been seen viewing the vista from the peak of Sand Hill before dawn.
A Pteranodon is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions at Argos Wash before dawn flinging chunks of concrete into the water.
An extremely large ibex may be seen time and again nosing around in mailboxes at night in Ludlow.
Rapunzel has from time to time been made out talking into the thin air in Joshua Tree National Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a guy having on soldier's attire is sometimes seen performing a song on a fiddle in a Ludlow apartment. One of the locals firmly alleges that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Ludlow in the past.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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