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These are some lies we made up about Lost Hills.
An incredibly chilling ghost materialized on the apex of Lost Hills in the early morning hours surveying the vista. Additional reports of this phantom have been conveyed. If you listen to the locals, this spirit is almost certainly the undeparted spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Lost Hills.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy was observed fluttering across the Lost Hills on a dark night.
A big chilling ogre has repeatedly been made out on a Lost Hills avenue around midnight.
The ghost of an aged lady clutching a rifle is frequently witnessed flying over Antelope Plain before sunrise. Based on what the locals allege, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Lost Hills person who lived here. Regardless of what people express, this is an intimidating ghost that you do not want to come across at midnight.
A space invader from another world has been noticed on many instances in Lost Hills Park in the early morning hours pulling a cadaver across the ground.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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