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These are some lies we made up about Los Molinos.
A gigantic rhinoceros can often be noticed sending a letter at a Los Molinos post office.
A colossal gemsbok can be distinguished time and again burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Halbert Park at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from space is once in a while made out mid stream in Antelope Creek struggling to grip something.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been seen on several occasions reasoning down beside Plumas Rapids at night.
An martian explorer from outer space can now and then be spotted at night studying Acorn Hollow in detail.
Issac Newton has repeatedly been seen downing gas from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Los Molinos.
The phantom of a pregnant female is often perceived discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was present.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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