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These are some lies we made up about Long Beach.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head has every so often been distinguished gobbling a slice of pizza alongside a deserted highway close to Long Beach at night.
The alien crew member of a UFO has been spotted on several occasions smoking a cigar by Compton Creek.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may once in a while be seen articulating into the air up on Dominguez Hills.
An ET from the Moon has frequently been made out hovering across the Dominguez Hills around midnight.
An ET from space is regularly witnessed in Admiral Kidd Park late in the night concealing a corpse by a big rock.
The ghost of a lady with a bag fastened around her head is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances crying at Channel Number One very late at night. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Long Beach in the past.
A partially see-through man dressed as the skipper of
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a ship can often be distinguished hanging out in a derelict farmhouse in Long Beach. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into at midnight.
The ghost of a young man wearing a confederate uniform can be made out very frequently standing by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Long Beach.
An
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ET has from time to time been perceived gazing down into the water at Inner Harbor late in the night.
An martian explorer from deep space is known to have been seen on a small number of instances riding on a Harley on a dark road next to Long Beach.
The ghost of a street bum can once in a while be witnessed in an apartment in Long Beach.
The ghost of an old witch was witnessed screaming names at Angeles National Forest. When perceived the phantom came near the viewer who then fled.
A very large kid emerged appearing scary in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters.
A gargantuan crocodile was witnessed in a Long Beach mobile home.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body came into sight becoming visible in a closet mirror. There have been several tales regarding this ghost in the area. In any event, it sure is a terrifying ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen resting on the floor in a flat right
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Ghost Sightings From Long Beach
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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