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These are some lies we made up about Lomita.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space was spotted before sunrise examining Agua Magna Canyon in detail.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human inside was noticed by San Pedro Escarpment smoking a pipe. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone other near.
A colossal rabbit has repeatedly been perceived in Abalone Cove Ecological Reserve late in the night pulling a body through some bushes.
A somewhat transparent guy outfitted as the captain of a fishing boat is repeatedly spotted trying to locate a woman next to the water at Abalone Cove.
An enormous rat has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances by Cabrillo Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise going for a dip.
The Mothman may often be spotted strolling through a mobile home in Lomita.
An extremely large rhinoceros can be witnessed repeatedly trying to exclaim something at Los Angeles Outer Harbor late in the night.
A big creepy
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ghost has occasionally been spotted riding on a horse by the side of a road in close proximity to Lomita.
A massive springbok is every now and then spotted around midnight looking across Basin One.
A very large musk-ox may occasionally be observed on the apex of Dominguez Hills after midnight gazing at the vista.
A huge guanaco
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has regularly been noticed at night soaring across the Dominguez Hills.
A space invader from Saturn is often distinguished at a public phone in Lomita using the phone.
An extraterrestrial from space is known to have been seen on frequent occasions going wild by the side of a deserted highway near Lomita before dawn.
The ghost of a shackled up guy can repeatedly be distinguished standing by a deserted road outside Lomita. Some of the folks who live here allege this ghost enjoys frightening people who have the guts to interrupt the silence in Lomita.
The phantom of a youthful lady drenched in blood can be made out time and again demolishing a photo in Angeles National Forest by the ranger station.
An Anchisaurus has once in a while been seen guzzling blood from a glass in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
A colossal jackal is now and then made out in an apartment in Lomita.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has allegedly been made out on one or two
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instances in a Lomita residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Lomita
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Ghost Sightings From Lomita
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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