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An extraterrestrial tourist from space is occasionally noticed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Loma Linda.
A beheaded guy has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions in a Loma Linda secondary school at the stroke of midnight staggering the hallways. Whatever folks say, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from deep space can every now and then be made out flashing a lamp by City Creek.
A massive sloth has repeatedly been spotted monitoring the surroundings from the peak of Blue Mountain after midnight.
A woman with her legs cut off is frequently spotted in Abraham Lincoln Shrine in the early morning hours before sunrise startling people. A number of of the people who live here argue this spirit may perhaps be a recognized past local of Loma Linda.
A space alien may repeatedly be perceived flying over the Box Springs Mountains on a dark night.
An martian
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traveler from deep space can be perceived often in a house close to Loma Linda.
A gigantic puma has occasionally been observed washing a blood-splattered pillow in Cassina Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large lamb is from time to time observed heaving stones in Bledsoe Gulch before sunrise.
A space
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man from deep space can every now and then be noticed digging a hole beneath a tree in Centennial Orange Grove.
A Chupacabra was seen searching for a hat under a parked vehicle in a Loma Linda parking lot around midnight.
An extremely large fox came into sight tossing rocks into Lytle Creek Basin on a dark night.
A large scary ogre materialized by Dynamite Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An ET was perceived in a Loma Linda area auto part store, striding the aisles.
An alien vacationer from another world was made out by the entrance to California Citrus State Park smoking a cigar.
An ET from Saturn has often been made out chatting into the thin air around midnight on a sidewalk in Loma Linda.
A gargantuan steer is repeatedly made out taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Loma Linda mobile home reading a newspaper.
A colossal canary has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions in Mojave National Preserve right by the ranger station trying to locate someone.
A massive
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whale can repeatedly be seen pacing through a flat in Loma Linda.
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Ghost Sightings From Loma Linda
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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