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These are some lies we made up about Linden.
A wandering ghost has repeatedly been perceived struggling to capture something by Duck Creek.
A space alien from another solar system is frequently noticed hauling a body across the ground in Jack Tone Homestead Historical Marker in the early morning hours.
The martian commander of a UFO has allegedly been observed on many instances at a coin operated phone in Linden using the telephone.
An alien from Venus may regularly be witnessed redistributing orbs about along a desolate road next to Linden before dawn.
A gigantic musk deer may be witnessed very frequently standing by a wild highway near Linden.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been perceived right by Caswell Memorial State Park looking frightening.
A very large grizzly bear has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances traveling on a motorcycle on a murky road near Linden.
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Ghost Sightings From Linden
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Ghost Sightings From Linden
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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