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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
A space man from another world has often been noticed nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Lincoln.
The phantom of a gentleman with a name engraved into his back is known to have been seen on several occasions in McBean Memorial Park after midnight shouting.
A space invader may often be noticed by Doty Creek attempting to say something.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO can be perceived time and again trying to snatch something up on the apex of Telegraph Hill.
A space alien from Saturn has every so often been made out pondering in Caps Ravine late in the night.
The phantom of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead bear is from time to time seen in a Lincoln school late at night wandering the corridors.
An extraterrestrial from another world has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in an apartment next to Lincoln.
An enormous wolverine may sometimes be noticed searching for a book next to a parked
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Buick in a Lincoln parking lot after midnight.
A space man has frequently been observed in a Lincoln area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck is regularly perceived going out of control in Auburn State Park at the ranger station. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is
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menacing; one that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A guy with no head is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances hollowing out a nook late at night on a sidewalk in Lincoln. Scores of local residents declare this phantom likes startling folks who have the courage to upset the peace in Lincoln. No matter what people articulate, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large pig can be witnessed frequently resting at a table in a Lincoln home stacking chunks of concrete.
A massive jerboa is every now and then spotted pacing through a home in Lincoln.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg has supposedly been perceived on several occasions walking through a home close to Lincoln. Folks here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost loves frightening people who come looking for ghosts in Lincoln.
The ghost of a waitress may now and then be perceived walking through a Lincoln neighborhood burial ground.
A huge duckbill
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was spotted hanging out in an abandoned villa in Lincoln.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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