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These are some lies we made up about Lewiston.
A giant coyote has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions looking angrily at the viewer in Lewiston Community Park on a dark night.
A huge woodchuck can from time to time be witnessed hauling a dead body from the cold water of Deadwood Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was made out in Alder Gulch on a dark night scraping out a hollow.
A scary skeleton came into sight looking at the water by Lewiston Dam on a dark night. When the observer came into view the ghost ran off. According to the residents, this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Lewiston. Whatever folks utter, this spirit sure is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was made out in Ellen Pickett State Forest after midnight climbing a tall tree. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then disappeared. According to what the locals argue, this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Lewiston some decades ago.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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