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These are some lies we made up about Lemoore.
A gargantuan bunny was made out relaxing at the dining table in a Lemoore apartment flashing a kerosene lamp.
A gigantic musk deer has regularly been noticed pondering in El Adobe de los Robles Historic Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A menacing skeleton is repeatedly distinguished riding on a pony next to a road near Lemoore. According to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Lemoore many years ago.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire can frequently be seen striding through a building next to Lemoore.
Vincent van Gogh may be perceived often looking terrifying by Crooked Slough.
An ET from space has from time to time been distinguished floating down Clarks Fork Kings River after midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is from time to time noticed by Crescent Weir late in the night gazing at the water. Based on what the locals declare, this ghost is that
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of a local who lived here in Lemoore some decades ago. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating spirit that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions at a pay phone in Lemoore using the telephone.
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enormous chamois may now and then be distinguished walking through a Lemoore neighborhood burial ground.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has repeatedly been seen hanging out in a derelict manor in Lemoore.
A decapitated man is repeatedly noticed trashing a bag near the entrance to Colonel Allensworth State Park. Residents here who have observed this ghost say this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who have the guts to interrupt the peace in Lemoore.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions quite near the entrance to Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Park seeking a shoe.
A space man from Saturn may frequently be spotted standing by a deserted highway right next door to Lemoore.
A gigantic chinchilla has now and then been perceived traveling on a scooter on a murky highway outside Lemoore.
A colossal zebra is every now and then perceived in a mobile home in Lemoore.
A gargantuan wildcat has purportedly been spotted on
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a handful of occasions strolling down a desolate road right next door to Lemoore.
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Ghost Sightings From Lemoore
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Ghost Sightings From Lemoore
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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