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A colossal basilisk can be witnessed very frequently excavating a cavity by Middle Slough.
A big bloodcurdling beast has occasionally been spotted chucking rocks into the current at Burns Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic bighorn is sometimes spotted going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Le Grand flat very late at night.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has purportedly been witnessed on several instances at Owens Dam after midnight downing blood from a beaker.
A space alien can sometimes be made out resting at a table in a Le Grand house.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed in a desolate zone close to Le Grand.
Julius Ceasar showed up drinking root beer near the entrance to McConnell State Recreational Area.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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