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These are some lies we made up about Lebec.
A wandering ghost can often be seen in Bear Canyon before sunrise trashing a picture. A number of of the folks who live here argue this spirit is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a resident who used to live here in Lebec.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior can be noticed time and again chucking pebbles into Castac Lake at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has now and then been perceived in a mirror in a Lebec apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
An ET from Venus is from time to time noticed seeking a photo underneath a parked Chrysler in a Lebec parking lot very late at night.
A space alien from the cosmos is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions pulling a cadaver over the grass in Fort Tejon State Historic Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lebec
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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