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These are some lies we made up about Lamont.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be seen taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in Lamont.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has regularly been observed appearing menacing by a streetlamp in Lamont.
The spirit of a female with a stiletto in her chest is often noticed by Caliente Creek pointing at the witness.
A lady with the head of a demon has allegedly been distinguished on many instances going through a closet in the bedroom of a Lamont home around midnight. Folks here claim that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Lamont some decades ago.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head lost can repeatedly be made out in Arvin Little League Field at midnight going bananas.
An ET from the Moon can be seen frequently gazing at people in a Lamont home through an air vent.
The ghost of a young lady having on a bloody dress has sometimes been perceived in a secluded neighborhood outside
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Lamont. A resident declares that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Lamont. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A massive parakeet is every so often made out burning a box in Fort Tejon State Park outside the park headquarters.
A beheaded lady is
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known to have been spotted on frequent instances standing by the side of a gloomy highway outside Lamont. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost may well be a well-known past resident of Lamont.
A giant chinchilla was spotted in Channel Islands National Park quite near the park headquarters sipping milk.
A space man from another galaxy became visible dispatching an envelope at a Lamont post office.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer was witnessed glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Lamont.
The ghost of an adolescent girl came into sight conversing into the air as if someone in addition was near. When the phantom was seen it disappeared into the thin air.
Cinderella was distinguished walking a Poodle very late at night on a gloomy Lamont street.
A gigantic koodoo was witnessed watching movies in a Lamont living room around midnight.
Plato is frequently distinguished on a Lamont avenue at midnight.
A gargantuan quagga is known to have been
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perceived on a handful of instances floating in the air like a balloon in Lamont.
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Ghost Sightings From Lamont
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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