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These are some lies we made up about Lakewood.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is repeatedly seen going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Lakewood apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances sitting at a table in a Lakewood building.
A gentleman with no head can be made out frequently gulping root beer at Alamitos Bay Beach. According to the local residents, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Lakewood.
An martian explorer from deep space has every now and then been distinguished concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Admiral Kidd Park on a dark night.
An unbelievably chilling ghost is from time to time distinguished speaking into the night down at the water at Alamitos Peninsula.
A space alien from another world has supposedly been noticed on many occasions up on the highest spot of Dominguez Hills reading a newspaper.
An ET may from time
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to time be spotted soaring across the Dominguez Hills in the early morning hours.
A gigantic wolverine has often been observed screaming by Los Angeles River.
Cinderella has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions at Channel Number One before sunrise taking pleasure in the vista.
A colossal lion may be made out time and
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again gazing across Los Alamitos Retarding Basin at night.
The ghost of an aged female holding a handgun has occasionally been spotted looking at folks in a Lakewood residence through a keyhole.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is now and then noticed in a wild place near Lakewood.
A very large dromedary is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions standing along a shady road near Lakewood.
Count Dracula may every now and then be seen in Angeles National Forest at the ranger station looking scary.
The ghost of a waitress was observed in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area by the park headquarters looking crossly at the observer. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional accounts of this particular ghost.
An alien from outer space emerged dispatching a box at a Lakewood post office.
An ET was spotted guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Lakewood.
The ghost of an old Indian chief
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appeared walking a Bulldog at the stroke of midnight on a shady Lakewood street. This is one of those ghosts that is seen frequently close at hand. Any which way, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be avoided.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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