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These are some lies we made up about Lake Isabella.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart came into view at Isabella Auxiliary Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to locate a bag.
A man having a machete in his head was observed down at the water at Engineer Point consuming a tomato. The ghost waved to the eye witness.
A huge rabbit was seen fishing from the shore of Isabella Lake in the early morning hours.
A giant reptile has repeatedly been seen late at night rushing after a passing VW on a gloomy highway next to Lake Isabella.
The ghost of a mailman is frequently perceived at Bodfish Creek at midnight throwing pieces of wood into the stream.
A centaur has been said to have been perceived on several occasions in Freear Park late in the night hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
A womanly character may frequently be seen watering plants in the back garden of a house in Lake Isabella. People who have perceived this ghost say this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Lake Isabella local
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person. In any event, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that should be shunned.
A space invader from outer space can be distinguished repeatedly around midnight flying over Cyrus Flat.
A huge skunk has every now and then been observed trying to verbalize something up on Bald Eagle Peak.
A gargantuan bison is from time
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to time made out struggling to seize something next to Cane Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman having numbers cut into her forehead has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions examining Barn Canyon in detail before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Isabella
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Isabella
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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