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A gigantic jerboa can occasionally be distinguished examining Abrams Canyon in detail in the early morning hours.
Archimedes was spotted down next to Aqueduct Spring after midnight shouting names.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was observed turning toward the watcher at Bouquet Canyon Dam late at night. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the observers. Nonetheless, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large rabbit came into sight on the highest spot of Antelope Buttes at midnight staring at the sight.
The phantom of a youthful guy dressed in a winter coat was perceived looking across Bleich Flat at night. When the phantom was spotted it disappeared into the air. According to what the residents declare, this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Lake Hughes some time ago.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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