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These are some lies we made up about Laguna Beach.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been spotted on one or two occasions looking at people in a Laguna Beach house through a keyhole.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter dragging a dead wolf was distinguished in Bluebird Canyon before sunrise trashing a book. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished.
A huge dog came into view in a deserted place right next door to Laguna Beach.
A woman without a head was witnessed at Aliso Beach gulping soda pop. Alarmed by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck came into view concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Aliso Beach County Park in the early morning hours. When observed the ghost came within reach of the onlooker who then ran off.
A gentleman without a head was witnessed down next to the water at Abalone Point reading a book. This particular ghost has been spotted often in this
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location.
A giant koala has repeatedly been made out clutching a headbone up on Niguel Hill.
An incredibly scary ghost is often noticed by Three Arches shouting.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been seen on a few instances flying over the San Joaquin Hills very late at night.
The ghost
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of an elderly female carrying a pistol can regularly be perceived pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Aliso Creek at night. Loads of local residents argue this ghost may well be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Laguna Beach.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn can be seen very frequently in a boat on Veeh Reservoir startling folks.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief has every so often been made out hovering in the middle of a shadowy road outside Laguna Beach. People here assert that this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a person who used to reside here in Laguna Beach.
A gigantic alpaca is once in a while made out sending an envelope at a Laguna Beach post office.
A massive lovebird may every now and then be seen verbalizing into the air as if someone in addition was there.
An enormous salamander has repeatedly been observed in California Citrus State Park at the park headquarters shouting at the observer to stay away.
A dark cat that shifted shape into a female
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is regularly noticed in Cabrillo National Monument quite near the park headquarters going mad.
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Ghost Sightings From Laguna Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Laguna Beach
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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