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The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has frequently been seen late in the night looking across Bonds Flat.
A massive mynah bird is regularly noticed before sunrise flying over the Oat Hills.
An alien voyager from outer space has allegedly been perceived on many instances by Don Pedro Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A very large hyena can frequently be seen observing the landscape from the peak of Ben Brow Hill on a dark night.
A lady with no head may be perceived repeatedly looking down into the water at Buzzard Point around midnight.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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