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These are some lies we made up about Lafayette.
A female with worms crawling out of her nostrils is repeatedly spotted pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Alhambra Creek in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her chest has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions in Boyd Park at the stroke of midnight dragging a dead body over rocks.
The ghost of a tied up female can regularly be distinguished trying on socks in a Lafayette building. In any case, it's sure a bloodcurdling spirit that should be let alone.
A lady having the head of a beast can be perceived time and again snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Lafayette.
An alien tourist from outer space has occasionally been witnessed on the apex of Black Hills in the early morning hours glancing at the sight.
A space man from the Moon is from time to time perceived before dawn flying over the Black Hills.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is known to have been seen on
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a handful of instances down beside the water at Bearinda Cove seeking a man.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there may every now and then be made out in Briones Valley at night holding a cranium. Residents here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past native of Lafayette.
An extraterrestrial
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was spotted at Briones Dam in the early morning hours howling.
A big scary monster was witnessed in a Lafayette highschool very late at night staggering the hallways.
A huge bunny showed up in a mirror in a Lafayette residence; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror.
An alien tourist from another solar system was spotted in a mobile home close to Lafayette.
A decapitated lady has often been spotted near the entrance to Angel Island State Park frightening people.
The spirit of an adolescent girl is regularly spotted near Golden Gate National Recreation Area calling people's names. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that is rather not upset.
Johann Sebastian Bach has been said to have been spotted on several instances in a Lafayette area grocery store, marching the aisles.
A figure with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes can often be made out yelling at the onlooker to disappear around midnight by a road sign in Lafayette. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is in all probability
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the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Lafayette.
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Ghost Sightings From Lafayette
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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