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The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has regularly been seen in Circle Park at the stroke of midnight yelling.
A massive yak is regularly perceived riding on a scooter on a shady road in close proximity to Kernville.
An extremely large cow has been said to have been observed on a few occasions tossing bricks into the water at Bull Run Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy may frequently be seen at night scrutinizing Chico Canyon in detail.
A space invader from Pluto can be spotted very often in a Kernville residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Kernville
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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