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These are some lies we made up about Keene.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn can repeatedly be observed trying to locate somebody at Barrington Spring late in the night.
A giant opossum may be observed often up on the top of Bear Mountain sobbing.
A Seismosaurus has sometimes been witnessed drifting by on Clear Creek in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan iguana is sometimes observed riding on a bicycle on a dark road in the neighborhood of Keene.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions after midnight soaring over The Horseshoe Little Oak Flat. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost loves scaring folks who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Keene.
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Ghost Sightings From Keene
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Ghost Sightings From Keene
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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