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These are some lies we made up about Junction City.
An alien from another solar system appeared staggering from home to home at night on a Junction City avenue.
The ghost of a female with half her head absent was observed browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Junction City flat at midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is observed time and again around here.
A person with a skeleton face sporting shady robes was made out looking over Benjamin Flat before dawn. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else there. One thing is for sure, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that is rather not disturbed.
The alien commander of a UFO is repeatedly made out smoking a cigar up on the apex of Dedrick Point.
An enormous chinchilla has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions at Big East Fork Canyon Creek at night throwing pebbles into the stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Junction City
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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