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These are some lies we made up about Jenner.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has from time to time been witnessed trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Jenner.
The spirit of a young cowboy has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions late in the night studying East Branch Russian Gulch in detail. Whichever way, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a steel-miner can every now and then be seen by a lady hunting in a forest near Jenner.
An ET from another galaxy has frequently been observed in Fort Ross State Historic Park before dawn trying to utter something.
A woman with a semi translucent body is often observed in Russian Orchard late at night climbing a tree.
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Ghost Sightings From Jenner
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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