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These are some lies we made up about Ivanhoe.
A gigantic buffalo was observed in Venice Cove very late at night looking for a glove.
An enormous grizzly bear is often seen floating down Kaweah River before sunrise.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions on the apex of one of the heights in the Venice Hills late in the night smoking a cigar.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot may be observed often concealing a dead body by a big rock in Ash Street Park in the early morning hours.
A space man has occasionally been seen crawling out of Johnson Slough drenched in mud around midnight.
A massive chameleon is every so often witnessed watching the vista from the highest spot of Bacon Hill at night.
A Stegosaurus may occasionally be noticed standing by a wild highway next to Ivanhoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Ivanhoe
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Ghost Sightings From Ivanhoe
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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