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These are some lies we made up about Highland.
The martian mechanic of a UFO may frequently be distinguished looking at the water by Dynamite Dam at midnight.
Bigfoot has from time to time been made out reading a newspaper in Bledsoe Gulch late at night.
A space alien from Mars is occasionally spotted taking a rest on a stool in a building in Highland.
An enormous badger has purportedly been spotted on many instances covering a dead body by a big boulder in Abraham Lincoln Shrine late at night.
A gentleman's body having the head of a pig may once in a while be made out staring between the big trees of Centennial Orange Grove.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been spotted glancing over Mud Flat very late at night.
A space alien is regularly perceived pulling a body from the chilly water of City Creek before sunrise.
A womanly character has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances by Hot Spring after midnight twinkling a kerosene lamp.
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large terrifying ogre may regularly be made out frightening folks at the shore at Arrowhead Springs Hot Lake.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world can be witnessed time and again pacing from mobile home to mobile home before sunrise on a Highland street.
The ghost of a lady with words carved into her forehead has sometimes
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been distinguished on the summit of Arrowhead Peak very late at night glancing at the panorama. If you talk to the residents, this phantom can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Highland long ago. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a scary phantom that you do not want to encounter very late at night.
An alien from planet Venus is now and then noticed at Inspiration Point before dawn looking down into the water.
A gargantuan gila monster is known to have been made out on several occasions searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Highland apartment after midnight.
A colossal budgerigar can from time to time be made out resting at a coffee table in a Highland building.
A space alien from outer space was perceived in a wild zone outside Highland.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her neck was observed destroying a box at California Citrus State Park. The ghost did not care that there was someone else there. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost is possibly
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the undeceased ghost of a person who used to live here in Highland.
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Ghost Sightings From Highland
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Ghost Sightings From Highland
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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