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An alien vacationer from the cosmos has every now and then been made out late in the night checking out Antelope Valley in detail.
A female's body with a donkey's head is from time to time seen marching through a mobile home in Hesperia.
A big scary giant is rumored to have been made out on a small number of instances striding through a mobile home next to Hesperia.
A space alien from another solar system may occasionally be witnessed at a public phone in Hesperia using the phone.
An ET has often been witnessed trying to utter something in Hesp Crest Desert Ecological Study Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian traveler from deep space is repeatedly distinguished floating along on Deep Creek at midnight.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on a few instances at Mojave Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise flashing a flash light.
A huge tapir can often be seen
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pondering along a desolate road close to Hesperia in the early morning hours.
A half decayed human cadaver may be witnessed repeatedly hanging out in a forsaken villa in Hesperia.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a straw hat has once in a while been witnessed riding on a bicycle on a dark road near Hesperia. A local man declares that
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this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Hesperia a long time ago.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions turning toward the watcher in California Citrus State Park outside the ranger station. Several of the people who live in this town say this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who are courageous enough to upset the silence in Hesperia.
A gargantuan canary may every so often be observed screaming at the onlooker to stay away by the entrance to Mojave National Preserve.
An extremely large hamster was spotted in a flat in Hesperia.
A youthful girl in a bloody wedding dress showed up in a Hesperia flat. The observer fled immediately after he noticed the ghost.
A massive hog was perceived strolling beside a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Hesperia.
Little Red Riding Hood was spotted coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
A colossal wildcat was noticed sitting in a chair in an apartment close to Hesperia.
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Amadeus Mozart has often been spotted in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Hesperia
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Ghost Sightings From Hesperia
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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