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These are some lies we made up about Hemet.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has from time to time been distinguished by Saint Johns Grade chatting into the night.
A man having the head of a goblin is every so often distinguished reading a newspaper in James Simpson Park on a dark night.
A lady on fire, gripping a gas container may every so often be perceived looking for someone on the peak of one of the mountains in the Santa Rosa Hills at midnight. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Hemet some time ago. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot was seen in the early morning hours glancing over Gibbe Flat. When the observer appeared the spirit ran off.
Issac Newton appeared exploring Avery Canyon in detail very late at night.
An enormous hare was seen gazing at the panorama from the highest spot
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of Hemet Butte after midnight.
A dinosaur emerged by Bautista Spring before dawn attempting to utter something.
A woman with a blue-green face was observed drifting down on Baisley Creek at the stroke of midnight. The ghost mumbled about revenging a homicide.
A gigantic iguana has frequently been witnessed downing gas from a pump
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at a gas station in Hemet.
A man with an axe in his head has purportedly been perceived on many instances conversing into the thin air as if someone else was near. Loads of folks who live here argue this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Hemet long ago.
A very large sloth may repeatedly be witnessed walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a shady Hemet avenue.
A very large puma can be noticed very frequently watching television in a Hemet living room at midnight.
A gentleman's body having the head of a horse has every now and then been distinguished on a Hemet road at night.
A female person is now and then spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Hemet.
A space invader from another galaxy is known to have been seen on several occasions staring at a man sleeping on a mattress in a trailer in Hemet.
The phantom of a woman with names engraved into her forehead can every so often be seen demolishing a picture in California Citrus State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Residents who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost loves startling people who are brave enough to upset the silence in Hemet. Regardless of what folks express, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Hemet
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Ghost Sightings From Hemet
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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