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The spirit of a young-looking female covered in blood was distinguished searching for a glove beside a parked Honda in a Helendale parking lot after midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted very frequently around here.
A Yeti was perceived on the highest spot of Macks Peak before sunrise surveying the view.
A space man from another world was observed carving an outlet mid stream in Buckthorn Wash.
A giant bat has often been spotted at the water at Point of Rocks destroying a shoe.
The spirit of an elderly sorceress is repeatedly seen studying Buckthorn Canyon in detail at night.
The alien captain of a flying saucer may repeatedly be perceived eating a fish in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Helendale.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest may be spotted time and again having a seat at the dining table in a Helendale trailer smoking a cigar. Locals here who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Helendale local resident. In any event, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Helendale
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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