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These are some lies we made up about Hayfork.
The martian crew member of a UFO came into sight sitting on a sofa in a building near Hayfork.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Bar Gulch in detail.
A space man from another world has often been distinguished in Hayfork Park on a dark night guzzling soda pop.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is repeatedly witnessed glancing at the vista from the peak of Bald Peaks of Plummer at night.
A woman clutching her head by her arm is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances beside Buck Spring around midnight articulating into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hayfork
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Ghost Sightings From Hayfork
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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