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These are some lies we made up about Hawthorne.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is once in a while distinguished browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Hawthorne house in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged hag can occasionally be distinguished sitting at the kitchen counter in a Hawthorne building.
An Iguanodon has often been witnessed up on the summit of Baldwin Hills pointing at the observer.
A space man from another world is often observed at midnight soaring over the Baldwin Hills.
A guy with a large hole through his torso has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of instances flying over Basin One at night. A lot of locals declare this phantom is most likely the undeceased phantom of a local person who used to have a house here in Hawthorne. Nevertheless, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
The martian technician of a UFO may be seen often in Acacia Park in the early morning hours scraping out a cavity.
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huge cougar has sometimes been noticed at midnight checking out Redondo Canyon in detail.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is from time to time made out devastating a box by Ballona Wetlands.
A guy with the head of a devil is known to have been observed on one or two instances gazing at folks in a Hawthorne flat through an air vent. Locals
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here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Hawthorne local resident.
A gigantic colt was seen in a wild location right next door to Hawthorne.
A partly rotten human dead body came into sight hovering down a murky road near Hawthorne. This specific phantom has been witnessed very frequently in this zone. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not messed with.
A gargantuan toad was spotted speaking into the thin air near the entrance to Angeles National Forest.
A very large pronghorn became visible trying to locate someone near Channel Islands National Park.
A space alien from the cosmos was noticed gulping regular unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Hawthorne.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object was spotted discussing into the thin air as if someone else was near.
An alien from planet Venus is regularly noticed walking a German Shepherd before dawn on a shadowy Hawthorne road.
Genghis Khan can repeatedly
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be observed peeking through building windows in Hawthorne at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawthorne
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Ghost Sightings From Hawthorne
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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