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These are some lies we made up about Hawaiian Gardens.
A space invader from deep space has often been distinguished on the summit of Signal Hill before dawn surveying the landscape.
A black dog that shifted shape into a lady is often witnessed on a Hawaiian Gardens road late at night. Loads of people who live here say this ghost may well be a famous past local of Hawaiian Gardens.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances gazing at a lady slumbering in a bed in a building in Hawaiian Gardens.
A gigantic rhinoceros may often be noticed gazing at the water by Marine Stadium very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may be noticed frequently beside the water at Alamitos Bay Beach reading a pamphlet. Locals here who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Hawaiian Gardens.
The phantom of a steel-miner has now and then been spotted trying on a jacket in a Hawaiian
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Gardens house. People assert that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Hawaiian Gardens local resident.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast is sometimes spotted hovering over Los Alamitos Retarding Basin before dawn.
A lady with a half translucent body is rumored to have been seen on many occasions trying to say something in Admiral
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Kidd Park late at night. A local woman argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Hawaiian Gardens many years ago.
A very large bunny has regularly been observed mid stream in Los Angeles River struggling to touch something.
Aristotle is often made out at the water at Queensway Bay meditating.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Hawaiian Gardens.
The ghost of a guy wearing army attire may regularly be observed performing a song on a piano in a Hawaiian Gardens house.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head can be made out over and over again looking scary in Angeles National Forest at the park headquarters.
An enormous waterbuck has every so often been seen in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area by the ranger station looking crossly at the watcher.
A Velociraptor is occasionally noticed in a Hawaiian
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Gardens school at night staggering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawaiian Gardens
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Ghost Sightings From Hawaiian Gardens
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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