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The ghost of a guy having half his head not there has frequently been witnessed sniveling by Dunning Slough.
The spirit of a young female sporting a blood-covered wedding dress is regularly noticed burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Big Chico Creek Day Use Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Hamilton City long ago.
Johann Sebastian Bach has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances trying to say something in the middle of Big Chico Creek.
The spirit of an 11 feet tall huge man may often be distinguished in the early morning hours giving a guided excursion of Jackstaff Bend to a party of ghosts. Loads of locals assert this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who have the courage to upset the silence in Hamilton City. Nonetheless, this is a horrible phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer may be observed repeatedly contemplating in Sandy Gulch before sunrise.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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