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These are some lies we made up about Gustine.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently seen meditating in the early morning hours on a park bench in Gustine.
A lady alight, carrying a kerosene bottle has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions redistributing orbs about by Garzas Creek. A person who lives here argues that this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Gustine. Either way, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person would not want to bump into.
The spirit of a young air force pilot may often be distinguished in Harry P Schmidt Park very late at night pulling a body over the grass. One of the locals steadfastly says that this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long departed Gustine local person.
A giant mustang can be noticed very frequently marching through a house in Gustine.
A youthful girl wearing a bloody dress has occasionally been noticed throwing boulders into San Luis Holding Reservoir
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late in the night.
Ferdinand Magellan is sometimes distinguished staring at the water by Oneill Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic ocelot has been seen on a few occasions staggering through a house right next door to Gustine.
A Plateosaurus can sometimes be made out pacing through a Gustine vicinity burial ground.
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massive panda was witnessed downing blood from a beaker quite near Caswell Memorial State Park.
A female with a bottle-green face was observed consuming a hotdog at the entrance to Pinnacles National Monument. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being distinguished. Several of the folks who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Gustine some time ago.
A giant yak materialized being in a neglected manor in Gustine.
A space invader was made out mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy highway next to Gustine.
Rapunzel was distinguished in a house in Gustine.
A guy with a machete in his head has regularly been distinguished in a Gustine house. According to the local residents, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Gustine some decades ago. In any event, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A guy's body with the head of a bear is frequently noticed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Gustine.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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