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These are some lies we made up about Guinda.
The ghost of a mail carrier has frequently been observed glancing at the vista from the summit of Black Mountain before sunrise. It's been argued that this particular ghost may perhaps be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Guinda.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on frequent instances very late at night examining Angus Canyon in detail.
A gentleman's body having the head of an animal may repeatedly be perceived before sunrise hovering across Casey Flats.
A space man has every so often been seen laundering a bloody cloth in Butler Spring before dawn.
A womanly body is every so often noticed struggling to exclaim something on the summit of one of the hills in the Sweitzer Hills around midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that you would not want to come across late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Guinda
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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