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These are some lies we made up about Guadalupe.
The ghost of a female with half her head absent has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions in Guadalupe Dunes in the early morning hours before sunrise looking for a hat. In any event, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A lady with a knife in her head may frequently be noticed at Orcutt Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking pieces of wood into the stream. Several of the people here allege this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past local of Guadalupe. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
A colossal warthog can be noticed repeatedly in Black Lake Canyon on a dark night smoking a cigar.
A very large dromedary has sometimes been noticed speaking into the night up on Lions Head.
A very large lovebird is from time to time made out down by the water at Mussel Point searching for a woman.
An ET from the cosmos has been
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said to have been noticed on a few occasions discussing into the night as if somebody in addition was near.
A centaur was observed walking a Sheepdog before sunrise on a gloomy Guadalupe street.
A wandering phantom showed up watching movies in a Guadalupe living room on a dark night. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else
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nearby.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen on a Guadalupe street before dawn.
A space invader from Pluto emerged in Cayucos State Beach at the park headquarters pondering.
The ghost of a jet pilot was seen looking at a guy slumbering in an armchair in a building in Guadalupe. When the watcher emerged the phantom ran off.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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